Let’s see what you got, caption this…

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S: Friday. Sgt Hook out.

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Listen up lieutenants…(snicker) the rope goes (OMG they’re doing it) up your ass like this (Jeez, I love my job)

Comment by Mike — 28 January 2008 @ 1405

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High Winds Snap Tethers for “Embrace the Suck” Parade Balloon

Comment by dadmanly — 28 January 2008 @ 1507

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“Now don’t pull on the rope until I tell you. If they fall out, we will have to get personnel from the S-1 to come and replace them items. Does everyone understand?”

“Oh! Crap! Get me a S-1″

Comment by Paul — 28 January 2008 @ 1610

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Sargent Air Assault: Now you should all be tied to your opposite with you Acme tether…
Road Runner:Beep! Beep!
Coyote:Did someone see a bird come this way?

Comment by Adam — 28 January 2008 @ 1619

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“Ok, it’s ’swish, swish’ with the tail, then step, hip thrust, sashay, and an over-the-shoulder ‘come hither’ look like this. Got it?”

“Psstt! Dude, was that sashay, hip thrust or hip thrust, sashay? These Dog and Pony Show practices are getting WAY too complicated for me!!”

Comment by LL — 28 January 2008 @ 1856

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Yes, DOM Sgt!

*ducking*

Comment by Pixie — 28 January 2008 @ 2144

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FOR THE LAST TIME MEN: WE ARE AIR ASSAULT!
THERE ARE NO T-10’s IN THIS EVOLUTION!
(Don’t believe me? Unhook your carabeener.)

Comment by Fallen' Angel — 28 January 2008 @ 2300

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Sir?

Aren’t we wearing the wrong boots for this kind of thing?

I thought it was leather thigh highs that went with a whip…..



Comment by SK — 28 January 2008 @ 2351

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Ok guys, this is not called pin the tail on the donkey, it’s army style you pin heads………it’s called “hook my ass!” Now show me what cha got!

Comment by Gloria — 28 January 2008 @ 2357

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Can’t we try something else?

4th Man: Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?

Sergeant: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We wanna learn ‘ow to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all ‘igh and mighty, eh? A piece of string not good enough for you eh? Oh, oh, oh. Well let me tell you something my lad! When you’re walking home tonight and some great ‘omicidal maniac comes after you with a length of twine, don’t come crying to me! Right, and now, bungee cord! (He does a leaping about-turn.) When your assailant lunges at you with a length of bungee cord, ah thus…

Comment by Cowboy Blob — 30 January 2008 @ 1829

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Okaaay….. Now let’s whip em into shape.

Comment by bx19 — 30 January 2008 @ 2231

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you know you are in for a long strange day when the Training NCO starts off the class with

“Hey does this rope make my ass look big?”

Comment by dagamore — 31 January 2008 @ 1224

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“This is what I mean when I say - DONT YANK MY CHAIN!”

Comment by Rob Johnson — 31 January 2008 @ 1809

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“Hang’em, Hang’em High”

Comment by DD Rees — 8 February 2008 @ 1851

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“Were gonna do it this way, I don’t care how they do it in the Navy”!

Comment by Woody — 10 February 2008 @ 0246

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“Silly String Party gone bad”

Comment by SGT Lori — 11 March 2008 @ 1105

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