Congratulations to Simple Okie for this week’s (although extended) winning caption…

Photo courtesy U.S. Army

“I wish it to be remembered that I was the last man of my tribe to surrender my rifle.” -Sitting Bull

Thanks again everyone. Sgt Hook out.

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Caption Contest - President Pelosi linked with Right Pundits

How about:

- An Army of One, brought to you by George Bush’s mistaken invasion of the WRONG COUNTRY

Other options include:

- Why am I over here on my 3rd tour fighting for people who don’t want me here?

- I wish we had a draft - or at least some new volunteers. It’s lonely out here fighting the War on Terror all by myself.

Comment by Jeb — 26 March 2007 @ 0837

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One Ranger, one taliban…

Yes, a play off the Texas Ranger’s unofficial motto

Comment by Laughing Wolf — 26 March 2007 @ 1002

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Um, Guys? We’re not doing “Army of One” anymore… It’s “Army Strong”, now… Guys? GUYS?!?!

Comment by SCEagle — 26 March 2007 @ 1024

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I spy…..
&
Gotcha Waldo!

Comment by CitSAR — 26 March 2007 @ 1031

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The dam that holds back the militant wave.

Jeb apparently can’t see the forrest behind that single tree.

Comment by John — 26 March 2007 @ 1231

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Be verry verry quiet i am hunting rabbits.

Comment by dagamore — 26 March 2007 @ 1354

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The Lone Ranger of the 21st Century.

Comment by Anthony — 26 March 2007 @ 1428

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The first Ranger on Mars reports all is secure.

Comment by Ryan Jones — 26 March 2007 @ 1557

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Grace under pressure.

Comment by SF Wife — 26 March 2007 @ 1757

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“The Skys the limit”
or
“Nothing but blue skys”
or
“Looking towards home”

Comment by Murphy — 26 March 2007 @ 1828

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29 Palms? Shoot I can’t see one, Must be like “Lone Pine!”

Comment by Arnie — 26 March 2007 @ 2021

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Of all the places to find a beautiful sky…

Comment by Kinton (Formerly SPC Type) — 27 March 2007 @ 0102

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“I knew I should have made a right at that last intersection”

“Which way did they go George?”

If I get to vote, so far SCEagle’s is pretty good.

Comment by Sgt Dub — 27 March 2007 @ 0336

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MST SGT Hook, thank you for my new desktop wallpaper!

Comment by Charlie Foxtrot — 27 March 2007 @ 0344

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Taking aim for freedom.

Comment by Charlie Foxtrot — 27 March 2007 @ 0351

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Sure would be nice if the American people had my six.

Comment by antimedia — 27 March 2007 @ 0443

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No Man is an island. ESPECIALLY when he has a really cool gun!!!

Comment by Tammi — 27 March 2007 @ 1331

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I KNEW I shoulda turned left at Albequerque…

Comment by Jackie — 27 March 2007 @ 1503

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Number 15 has my vote!!!

Comment by Cheryl — 27 March 2007 @ 1819

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Damnit, where’s that Domino’s delivery guy?

Comment by Cop The Truth — 27 March 2007 @ 2032

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Leadership:
Loyalty, duty, respect, selfless service, honor, integrity, and personal courage

Comment by Cav Mom — 27 March 2007 @ 2217

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Staff Sgt. and expert marksman Woody Hines demonstrates the Army’s newest weapon, which fires atomic bullets. One shot, lots of kills.

Comment by Jim - PRS — 28 March 2007 @ 0702

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I swear to God that I will never make fun of Sgt Hook again Top. PLEASE take me off of Troll security…

Comment by Jon The Mechanic — 28 March 2007 @ 1058

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Aiming for Freedom.

Comment by Charlie Foxtrot — 28 March 2007 @ 1510

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doggonit - that gopher comes up now he’s being vaporized

Comment by stan68ar — 28 March 2007 @ 1829

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I like SCEagle’s comment, but want to amend my first entry and propose a second:

One Ranger, One (less) Taliban Government

Free to kill gophers at will, Sgt. Spackler waits with superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that’s all she wrote…

Comment by Laughing Wolf — 29 March 2007 @ 1308

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“On A Clear Day - You Can See Forever!…..”

Or

“On A Clear Day - You Can Shoot Mohammed!…..”

Comment by GrtflMark — 29 March 2007 @ 2335

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… As through a lense, I saw my mysteries laid bare…

Comment by JD Johnson — 30 March 2007 @ 1524

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On a clear day, you can see forever….

Comment by Flag Gazer — 30 March 2007 @ 1737

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One soldier, one rifle, one shot - one hope for freedom.

Comment by Dalene Barnes — 31 March 2007 @ 1154

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Army of one

Comment by trxn — 31 March 2007 @ 1310

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“Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings; Sunward I’ve climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun-split clouds…..

ahh! *CRACK*

That dude took long enough to pop back up, just about zoned out there.

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I like #25

From Caddyshack: “Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They’re like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that’s all she wrote.”

Comment by Dave — 1 April 2007 @ 0105

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How ’bout…

I got some blubbering idiot in my sights and it looks like the name on his shirt is J E B.

Comment by Texas Gal — 1 April 2007 @ 2236

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“I can see clearly now the rain is gone…”

Comment by DD Rees — 3 April 2007 @ 1714

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1.) Damn I’m sky-lit again !

2.) Get down Ya Damit Private !

Comment by Lem Dickerson — 4 April 2007 @ 1148

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” I wish it to be remembered that I was the last man of my tribe to surrender my rifle.” Sitting Bull

Comment by simple okie — 5 April 2007 @ 0102

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Sergeant sez if I sit out on Snipe Ambush for 20 more hours, I’ll officially be a Sniper. What’s a snipe look like, anyways?

Comment by Cowboy Blob — 6 April 2007 @ 0400

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[…] Sgt Hook […]

Pingback by Caption Contest - President Pelosi » Right Pundits — 6 April 2007 @ 1520

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Oh boy. Simple Oakie, that’s fantastic!

Comment by Pixie — 6 April 2007 @ 1950

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Simple Okie .. that was perfect. Congrats!!

Comment by Texas Gal — 7 April 2007 @ 2319

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Takes my vote…Congrats!

Comment by DD Rees — 20 April 2007 @ 1850

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Thanks yall, I thought it was a good way to honer both warriors.

Comment by simple okie — 20 April 2007 @ 2304

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Wow… that’s powerful, even without Okie’s caption.

Comment by Green — 24 April 2007 @ 0006

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