15 January 2007

As always, I look forward to your wit so go ahead and caption this…

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S: Friday.

Sgt Hook out.


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  1. At the last moment Spc. Martins was having second thoughts about his descision to volinteer to field test the Mark 87 10kt nuclear Bangstick.
    Still the Lt. was right.. SOMETHING had to be done about the cockroaches in base housing.

    Comment by LarryConley — 15 January 2007 @ 1557


  2. How tight do I have to hang onto this thing once I’m airborne?

    Comment by Dan — 15 January 2007 @ 1703


  3. Dang it, swallow already. The pill isn’t THAT big.

    Comment by Sapper Mike — 15 January 2007 @ 1758


  4. Specialist Martins realizes it was a mistake to tell the Sergeant that before he joined up to do his part for the Global War On Terror, he had worked for Roto-Rooter!

    Comment by Ryan Jones — 15 January 2007 @ 2002


  5. Do you really think the eye protection is going to save him if the gun goes off?

    Comment by Paul — 15 January 2007 @ 2255


  6. Damn! The stuff Hawkeye, Trapper John and BJ distilled in “The Swamp” was never this dangerous. They could mix that “stuff” in their bathrobes!

    Comment by MajorDad1984 — 15 January 2007 @ 2319


  7. in a typical SNAFU caused by the Dems “Defunding” the military, Artillary was forced back to Black Powder, Shot, and Canister for the mortars and howitzers, requiring the return of a Swabber to the Mortar teams

    Comment by JP — 15 January 2007 @ 2353


  8. I hope I can put out this cigarette before anyone finds out.

    Comment by Patrick Kovchok — 16 January 2007 @ 0018


  9. I volunteered for this, I volunteered for this…..keep saying that…….next step, the cannon ball…….and the kaboom! And they say starting at the bottom isn’t that bad!

    Comment by Kenny — 16 January 2007 @ 0023


  10. “I never thought my experience churning butter on the farm would be useful in my Army career. I guess they’re right though…there’s all kinds of Army Strong” SPC Martins

    Comment by Peggy — 16 January 2007 @ 0158


  11. “Damn! I hate cleaning these new urinals!”

    Comment by Robin in Ohio — 16 January 2007 @ 0421


  12. Who figured I’d have to use the plunger on the piss-tubes?

    Comment by SCEagle — 16 January 2007 @ 0641


  13. Damn, this thing is tighter than Nancy Pelosi……….

    Comment by Brian "Proud to be a Veteran" — 16 January 2007 @ 0728


  14. I hope they gots lots of novacane over there, because this is gonna sting a little bit!

    Comment by Robert — 16 January 2007 @ 1337


  15. Just a spoon full a sugar helps the medicine go down…NOW TAKE IT!

    Comment by Laura — 16 January 2007 @ 1558


  16. Wonder if anyone will notice Barzan Ibrahim’s head stuffed down here…

    Comment by Dazd — 16 January 2007 @ 1901


  17. Damn demoncrats brought back the muzzel loader, but hey it shoulders well and that almost makes up for its long reloading time.

    Comment by dagamore — 16 January 2007 @ 1905


  18. Bugs Bunny never had it so good!

    Comment by Sancho — 17 January 2007 @ 0038


  19. You know, I’ll bet a little KY would make this job a lot easier!

    Comment by Mike B. — 17 January 2007 @ 0247


  20. Better swabber than swabbie, I always say!

    Comment by Cowboy Blob — 17 January 2007 @ 0359


  21. Dang those government regulated toilets!

    Comment by chrys — 17 January 2007 @ 0545


  22. Stupid industrial size tanker toilets always getting clogged!

    Comment by CJ — 17 January 2007 @ 1429


  23. Shitters full!

    Comment by Jude — 18 January 2007 @ 0103


  24. I told you not to put that in there!

    Comment by Flag Gazer — 18 January 2007 @ 1952


  25. “I hope that ramrod doesn’t get stuck,” said Sen. Kerry, “like the troops in Iraq!”

    Comment by Paul — 19 January 2007 @ 1221


  26. I keep telling them……..”Courtesy flush! Courtesy flush!”

    Comment by Anonymous — 19 January 2007 @ 1511


  27. Damn Low Flow toilets….

    Comment by John — 19 January 2007 @ 1805


  28. Just call me AHLE…that’s A-H-L-E….not A-H-O-L-E!

    Comment by JihadGene — 20 January 2007 @ 2110


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