Some old fashioned smash mouth bar brawling going on over at Smash’s place. What’s it over? What else, Baby Boomers.
Smash sez…
You may be the most insufferable, self-centered, and irresponsible generation in American history. Oh, one-on-one, some of you are tolerable. But as a group, I can’t stand you. You seem to be generationally incapable of moving beyond the past, dealing with the present, or planning for the future.
At this moment, your generation dominates American politics. And just look at the mess you’ve made of it! As a nation we have become so divided, so tribalistic about our affiliations, that it is now almost impossible to have an intelligent discussion about any issue of substance. And it’s all your fault.
While I think that my favorite squid makes some valid points, I suddenly find myself in a bit of a panic in that I’m not really sure to which generation I belong. Then again, I’m not really sure why we tend to feel so compelled to identify ourselves with a specific generation, but we do and I’m feeling a bit lost.
I’ve read where the Baby Boomers are defined as those born from 1946-1964. I was born in 1964, and I do like listening to the WHO, the Beatles, and Led Zepplin so I’m curious as to whether I’m a boomer or not. This is important considering Smash’s wish for all Baby Boomers…
I hope you all die before you get old.
Then again, the definition of Generation X is said to be those born in 1965 and beyond, with many arguing that 1964 was the begining of the GenXers. I’m not a big fan of grunge music though so I can’t help but ask, “Who am I, who, who?”
Like others, I’ve not slept since reading Smash’s post, I’ve got to figure this out so that I can get the right t-shirt, properly aligning myself with those greedy bastards not willing to make sacrifices for the good of others, or with the cynical crowd feeling dwarfed and overshadowed by those Boomers not willing to sacrifice for the GenXers.
Any suggestions?
I wonder if there is a secret handshake for either group, that just might tip the scales for me. Sgt Hook out.
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