I’m on the road, but wanted to make sure this week’s caption contest was still a GO so, caption this…

Photo moved here.

Looking forward to Friday. Sgt Hook out.

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When the G2 asked for volunteers to find one of his contacts … I didn’t realize he meant a lens.

Comment by baronger — 22 May 2006 @ 1555

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I’ll go first. “Dude, that was one huge camel spider. It took 4 rounds to bring him down!”

Comment by Chuck — 22 May 2006 @ 1616

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“The force is strong with these humans, it is!” (in my best Yoda voice…)

Comment by MajorDad1984 — 22 May 2006 @ 1617

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“This little light of mine,
I’m gonna let it shine……”

Comment by Tammi — 22 May 2006 @ 1702

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Dude, so turn the page back. Did you see the size of her knockers?

Comment by Quality Weenie — 22 May 2006 @ 1954

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Tammi had me laughing…

Comment by Shayna — 22 May 2006 @ 2004

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“Uh huh, Gotcha! Told you guys he was down there…”

Comment by DD Rees — 22 May 2006 @ 2245

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“I got twenty bucks on the third world dictator.”

“I’ll cover you on the D.C. Trial Lawyer.”

“I’ll give you all two to one on the cockroach.”

“What.. do we look stupid?”

Comment by LarryConley — 23 May 2006 @ 0022

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I am not to sure what it was before the Abrams ran over it. But now it’s a FORD (Found On Road Dead) BOHICA.

Comment by Paul — 23 May 2006 @ 1052

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‘To lead them on Paths they have not known; To make crooked things straight and Darkness light before them.”
Isaiah

Comment by JD Johnson — 23 May 2006 @ 1534

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It looks and smells awful, but Sarge said to bring it over to the dining facility.

Comment by Anthony — 23 May 2006 @ 1539

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Jesse’s dead, Jim.

(for those of you following the Jesse Macbeth fiasco)

Comment by Kosovo Dad — 23 May 2006 @ 1812

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“That’s just not right … I told you to avoid those cajun chicken MREs.”

Comment by CPLViper — 23 May 2006 @ 1936

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See? The insurgents really do scurry like cockroaches when you turn on the lights!

Comment by Charlie Foxtrot — 24 May 2006 @ 0007

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Hold up. I think that MRE is still moving.

Comment by Brian — 24 May 2006 @ 1124

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What the heck? What is Fox Mulder doing here?

Comment by Robert — 24 May 2006 @ 1129

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Pick it up. I’m not picking it up-you pick it up. I’m not picking it up-you pick it up. I’m not picking it up-you pick it up……

Comment by Nick — 24 May 2006 @ 1609

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“Leave some Reese’s pieces and it will come back.”

Sgt. Brown finds either ETs footprint, or the Borgs.

Comment by Cricket — 24 May 2006 @ 1702

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Great - first time I have been intimidated out of even trying. Too many excellent efforts already…

Comment by Major John — 24 May 2006 @ 1717

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Soldier One: I’m not going to touch it, you touch it.

Soldier Two: Hey, Let’s get Mikey, he’ll touch anything.

Soldier Three: Not this time I’m not.

Comment by Jon The Mechanic — 24 May 2006 @ 2058

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I withdraw #12 in favor of:

See? Cockroaches really do scurry like insurgents when you turn on the lights!

Comment by Charlie Foxtrot — 25 May 2006 @ 0253

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Sarge: You say he ran when he saw ya comin eh?

Gomer Right: Yesssirreee Sarge, he tripped and flipped up in the air! And that shell you see, was holding it under his arm and by golly! Would you believe it? It fell onto the ground and Shazzaaam! He flipped right smack-dab on top of it?! His eyesss got real big Sarge and he was yellin sompin like Allah to Great, Allah tooooo great! That’s right Sarge, just as sure as standing here now talking to you and the sun comes up in the morning and a chicken lays eggs…
Sarge: Gomer!!! Ok, ok, i get the picture…

Gomer Right: Well Goool-leeee Sarge! It wern’t my fault! My Momma always told me, don’t go running with a knife in your hand. I guess his Momma never told him not to run with an IED?!? Why do you think that is Sarge? My Momma would never let me…

Sarge: Gomer! be quiet and let me think…. I gotta think what to do.

Trooper Left: Now that’s one place I never expected to see an IED!

Gomer: Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

Sarge: You can say that again Gomer.
Gomer: Surprise! Suurrrrprri…
Sarge: Gomer! I was kidding… Shoot, who do I call? An explosive ordinance disposal team or Proctologist? Why me? Whyyyyy me?
Gomer: Sarge, why do you think he’s making that funny face? Its the same face I seen you make after eatin some of Bunny’s bisquits while sittin in the…

Sarge: Gomerrrrrrrr! That’s to much information.

Tune in next week as Sarge and Gomer determine the best use of the new Terrorist Ka-Bob on an IED.

Comment by Michael — 25 May 2006 @ 0554

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How do I dare follow #17? LMAO

“Careful fellas. Remember what we found in the last spider hole!”

Comment by TheJewelryLady — 25 May 2006 @ 1953

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#12 and #13, HILARIOUS!!

Comment by Sgt Lori — 25 May 2006 @ 2359

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“Dayyum, yours really *is* bigger!” (the light people, the light)

Comment by Sgt Lori — 26 May 2006 @ 0000

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“And this kids, is why we don’t talk back to the CO.”

Comment by Riska — 26 May 2006 @ 0259

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Haha… it really is a cornucopia of material for this one. Sgt Lori, sure, uhuh, lol.

“OK, everyone look at the map one last time. You go find the heart, you the brain, and I’ll get the courage. Report back ASAP! Kerry, MacBeth, and Kennedy are waiting for special delivery!”

“Trooper Left, Hey, why is there a yellow stripe on the back of this terrorist? Trooper Right; It grows larger every time they kill an innocent and run from us. Trooper Center: Its getting so bad now, its starting to glow in the dark”

“That’s no footprint, what is it? Looks like the markings of a sidewinder crawling on its belly”

MIC - Men in Camouflage(interrogating a terrorist) ok t-man, look into the light for a second, you won’t remember a thing that happened tonight… (*flasssh*) well, except your wife left you for Michael Jackson and your daughters are posing for a special Playboy edition entitled: Desert Desserts. Oh, and your sons have all decided to take ballet lessons. Sweet dreams and have a pleasant tomorrow…

The new enhanced RAID-M16 gets em every time…

Comment by Michael — 26 May 2006 @ 0504

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Ewww…so that’s what I stepped in……

Comment by armynurseboy — 26 May 2006 @ 1405

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Caption This One (060526)

(U.S. Army Photo by Staff Sgt. Juan Valdes)

Other Bloggy Caption Fun:

Wizbang.
Outside The Beltway.
Venemous Kate.
Hook….

Trackback by The Daily Brief: A Military Blog For All The World To See And Read — 26 May 2006 @ 2354

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Geraldo! How many times do we have to tell you?

Comment by Timmer — 27 May 2006 @ 0039

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“I think we just stepped in some Shi’ite…”

Comment by Adjustah — 27 May 2006 @ 1323

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Mahoney! When we said you could borrow the camel, that was to take it to town!

Comment by Timmer — 28 May 2006 @ 0407

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Her Sarge! Can we also do this on the border fence?

Comment by Paul — 28 May 2006 @ 2126

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I don’t care what the judge said after you got caught stealing Susie’s doll. You are only three years old and thirty inches tall and…

Comment by Tim Sumner — 29 May 2006 @ 1115

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Guys, I don’t think we can bar-b-que a sand spider with these flashlights.

Comment by John — 30 May 2006 @ 1933

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Soldier in the middle: “There it is. We found it! The remnants of Jack Murtha’s reputation. Specialist Jones, scoop it up into a baggie. And don’t forget to use a latex glove.

Comment by Rurik — 31 May 2006 @ 0244

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Hey look! Michael Moore’s spine!

Comment by SteveO — 4 June 2006 @ 2038

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I can TOO find my butt with both hands and a flashlight!

Comment by SFC D — 8 June 2006 @ 0252

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Dinggggg! I vote #37!

Comment by Michael — 8 June 2006 @ 0715

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Playing off Rurik #37, just can’t resist…

Left Soldier, What an ass… Murtha’s fallen so low
Right - Yeah, but that’s his face…
Left - Really? Then, whats that in his mouth?
Center - Well, it depends upon what IS is. But it appears to be a Clintonista Cigar!

Comment by Michael — 8 June 2006 @ 0723

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One down and one to go! al Zarqawi doesn’t look so powerful now!

Comment by Marie Lyons — 8 June 2006 @ 2020

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Okay, ‘we stepped in some Shi ite is the BEST!”

Comment by Amy — 7 July 2006 @ 0500

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