OK, here are my answers to the latest meme. I cut out #58 since I’m not going to “tag” anyone with it, but feel free to chime in, use the comment section if you wish.
1.What time did you get up this morning? 0430 hours (every morning).
2. Diamonds or pearls? Black pearls (not for me, for my lady).
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? United 93.
4. What is your favorite TV show? 24 (hooked like everyone else).
5. What did you have for breakfast? Coffee.
6. What is your middle name? Pudding tane.
7. What is your favorite food? Northern Italian cuisine.
8. What foods do you dislike? Cottage cheese (who’s idea was that?).
9. What kind of potato chips do you like? Regular, plain Lays potato chips.
10. What is your favorite CD at the moment? The Mommas and Poppas.
11. What kind of car do you drive? Jeep (well, wish I still had it).
12. Favorite sandwich? Turkey and swiss.
13. What characteristics do you despise? Arrogance and cowardice.
14. Favorite item of clothing? Ball cap.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? Scotland.
16. What color is your bathroom? I’m not really sure.
17. What is your favorite brand of clothing? I’m not really sure.
18. Where would you want to retire? Still working on that, currently leaning towards Maine.
19. Favorite time of day? Sunset.
20. Where were you born? Atlantic City, New Jersey (dare ya to ask “what exit”).
21. Favorite sport to watch? NFL.
22. Who do you least expect to answer this???? My mother.
23. Person you expect to answer first? The guy on the corner who begs a buck from me every morning on my way to work.
24. Coke or Pepsi? Coke!
25. Are you a morning person or night owl? Morning glory.
26. What size shoe do you wear? Why do you ask?
27. Do you have any pets? Yes.
28. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share with everyone? Am being transferred in a few weeks (another move).
29. What did you want to be when you were little? Big.
30. Is the glass half empty or half full? Runneth over.
31. What is your best childhood memory? Coming home.
32. What are the different jobs you have had in your life? Cook, bartender, landscaper, fish marketeer, soldier.
33. What color underwear are you wearing? Underwear?
34. Nicknames: Hook, Hookie, Hooker.
35. Piercings? Negative.
36. Eye color: Hazel (kinda grayish blue today).
37. Ever been to Africa? Not yet.
38. Ever been toilet papering? Yes.
39. Love someone so much it made you cry? Men don’t cry, but yes.
40. Been in a car accident? Yes (helicopter crash too).
41. Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons.
42. Favorite day of the week? Friday.
43. Favorite flower? Sunflower (love the way they follow the path of the sun during the day).
44. Favorite ice cream? Cold Stone.
45. Disney or Warner Brothers? Disney.
46. Favorite fast food restaurant? Boston Pizza (they have the best calzones).
47. What color is your bedroom carpet? Never noticed.
48. Failed your drivers test? Yes (was too wrapped up with demonstrating my mastery of hand signals).
49. From whom did you get your last e-mail from? My dear friend Mrs. Teresa Stevens from Zimbabwe who has $20.5 million asking help moving it, offering 10% (some friend) if I agree. Or was she offering cheap Viagra?
50. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Border’s Books.
51. What do you most often do when you are bored? Bored? What’s that?
52. Bedtime? 2100 hours.
53. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire? The guy on the corner who begs a buck from me every morning on my way to work.
54. Last person you went to dinner with? The lovely and talented and downright sexy Mrs. Hook.
55. Lake, Ocean or river? Ocean.
56. How many tattoos do you have? One (thinking about a second, any suggestions?).
57. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Depends on the dish (i.e. egg if it’s a quiche).
Still awake? Your turn. Sgt Hook out.