14 April 2006

Reporting from Hell

It looks as if while I was reporting from Heaven, the Onion’s got Hell covered.

JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS—The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of Na’ar, Islam’s Hell.

Oh, and for those concerned, I’m not sure, but I think that it is a piece of fiction as well. Sgt Hook out.

Hotel Tango Pixie.

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5 Comments »

  1. Ha haaa! Hey Sgt… we should maybe warn: it’s not for the faint of heart. *wink*

    Have a happy Easter, y’all.

    Comment by Shelleigh (aka Pixie) — 14 April 2006 @ 1935

  2. Good piece, The Onion rocks at times. Too bad it wasn’t real…but then, who knows!

    Comment by Gypsy — 14 April 2006 @ 2203

  3. Scared the Hell outta ME! Have a Happy & Blessed Easter, Friends!

    Comment by MissBirdlegs in AL — 15 April 2006 @ 0354

  4. Excellent - have to hand it to the Onion for the ‘reporting’.

    I hope you and the lovely Mrs. Hook and all the swashbucklers have a lovely Easter!

    Comment by Barb — 15 April 2006 @ 1515

  5. I gotta tell ya Sgt. this time I don’t think it is fiction.

    Comment by Texas Gal — 17 April 2006 @ 0443

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