26 January 2006

Here’s Hook…

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sergeant Hook!

  1. Sergeant Hook is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  2. The patron saint of Sergeant Hook is Saint Eugenie.
  3. Sergeant Hook cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach!
  4. If you blow out all the candles on Sergeant Hook with one breath, your wish will come true.
  5. If the annual Australian Sergeant Hook crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times!
  6. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Sergeant Hook.
  7. Sergeant Hook is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
  8. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Sergeant Hook!
  9. Sergeant Hook is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
  10. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Sergeant Hook is the victim.
I am interested in
- do tell me about

I’m off to pick up a copy of Cluedo (Spanish addition of course) and keep my eyes peeled for them UFOs (black helicopters actually). Sgt Hook out.

Hotel Tango Acidman.

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6 Comments »

  1. Hilarious.

    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Laurie!

    1. If you chew gum while peeling Laurie then it will stop you from crying.
    2. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Laurie on.
    3. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Laurie has 7.
    4. Snow White’s coffin was made of Laurie.
    5. Laurie is 984 feet tall.
    6. Laurie cannot jump!
    7. Laurie never said ‘Play it again, Sam’.
    8. Laurie is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
    9. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Laurie is near.
    10. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Laurie in 1504, after eighteen months work.

    Comment by Laurie — 26 January 2006 @ 1449

  2. I’m just thrilled to finally know what the Sun is made of.

    Comment by Shelleigh — 26 January 2006 @ 2055

  3. Toooo Funny! ;)

    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shayna!

    1) Two thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in shayna!
    2) Michelangelo finished his great statue of shayna in 1504, after eighteen months work.
    3) Finding shayna on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
    4) The opposite sides of shayna always add up to seven.
    5) Research indicates that shayna will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
    6) The average duration of sexual intercourse for shayna is two minutes.
    7) Europe is the only continent that lacks shayna.
    8) Reindeer like to eat shayna!
    9) Shayna was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
    10) The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by shayna as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.

    Comment by Shayna — 26 January 2006 @ 2137

  4. LOL this is hysterical. Umm I don’t weigh 500 tons though. :(

    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gypsy!

    1. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Gypsy is 10:1.
    2. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Gypsy.
    3. Bananas don’t grow on trees - they grow on Gypsy!
    4. Gypsy is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
    5. Europe is the only continent that lacks Gypsy!
    6. Gypsy was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
    7. Gypsyocracy is government by Gypsy!
    8. It is impossible to fold Gypsy more than seven times!
    9. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Gypsy into a volcano it would stop erupting.
    10. Gypsy is only six percent water!

    Comment by Gypsy — 27 January 2006 @ 0143

  5. “Sgt Hook is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world”
    ROFL … you aren’t that old … *GRIN*

    Comment by Barb — 27 January 2006 @ 0213

  6. A million comments….a million smart assed comments come to mind. But I’ll be good. Oh yes I will. But I’ll be grinnin’ all day over this one!!!!

    Comment by Tammi — 27 January 2006 @ 1312

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