OFF CAMERA
Apparently the outgoing Secretary of HHS had a lot more to say after the camera’s stopped rolling at his “I’m quitting” press conference.
-He was surprised his house had not been broken into since he keeps a spare key in the flower pot by the door and the house is generally empty from early in the morning till late at night. Also, his security system hasn’t worked for months.
He couldn’t believe that no one had ever stolen any money from his checking or savings accounts since the PIN numbers for both are 1234.
The door to HHS headquarters can be opened even after it’s locked if you jiggle the handle and pull up while you push.
The “undisclosed location” that Dick Cheney is relocated to during emergencies is room 432 in the HHS headquarters building.
He’s really relieved that no one ever tries to take the briefcase full of highly sensitive government documents he carries when he travels, because he has a tendency to ignore it while placing phone calls in the airport and checking into hotels.
Via Dean. Sgt Hook out.
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