6 December 2004

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Apparently the outgoing Secretary of HHS had a lot more to say after the camera’s stopped rolling at his “I’m quitting” press conference.

-He was surprised his house had not been broken into since he keeps a spare key in the flower pot by the door and the house is generally empty from early in the morning till late at night. Also, his security system hasn’t worked for months.

He couldn’t believe that no one had ever stolen any money from his checking or savings accounts since the PIN numbers for both are 1234.

The door to HHS headquarters can be opened even after it’s locked if you jiggle the handle and pull up while you push.

The “undisclosed location” that Dick Cheney is relocated to during emergencies is room 432 in the HHS headquarters building.

He’s really relieved that no one ever tries to take the briefcase full of highly sensitive government documents he carries when he travels, because he has a tendency to ignore it while placing phone calls in the airport and checking into hotels.

Via Dean. Sgt Hook out.


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5 Comments »
  1. perfect

    Comment by civiliannow — 6 December 2004 @ 2114


  2. Thompson was not the Secretary of Ag. He was the Secretary of HHS.

    A lot of his comments reflect that he is a Wisconsinite. We are a trusting lot. I rarely lock my doors either. But woe be to anyone who tries to enter.

    Comment by harbormaster — 6 December 2004 @ 2207


  3. Dec. 6, 2004
    Well, here we go again with a nice set of links to point out those nuggets of wisdom and gems of humor that I have found here and there through my blog surfin’ adventures. All links open in new windows,…

    Trackback by Read My Lips — 7 December 2004 @ 0048


  4. And we were paying this idiots salery ??????

    Comment by LOU — 7 December 2004 @ 0227


  5. Yeah, Lou, we were.

    And he’s quite right about what he said. But he missed a great opportunity to shut up.

    Comment by Kathy K — 8 December 2004 @ 0336


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